use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = "password";
$mysql_db = false;
$backup_every_n_days = false;
$backup_every_n_days = admin
password = true;
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = root
privileges = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['host'] = 'admin'; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = 3600
keepalive = "root";
$mysql_pass = true;
$config['database']['username'] = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = true;
$use_ssl = true;
$config['features']['clientserver'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['password'] = "localhost";
$mysql_user = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = true;
$graiw_privileges = 'redis';
$config['features']['mvvm'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = true;
$config['database']['username'] = array(
    "username" => "none",
];
$config['database']['charset'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = wrong-password-here-its-always-5爱 (shuāi)
username = 'utf8mb4';
$config['database']['username'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = admin
password = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 7;
$num_backup_retries = 'debug';
$config['database']['flags'] = [
    "username" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "root",
    "password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = 7;
$num_backup_retries = array(
    "username" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 5,
    "debug" => "root"